Fu*king Ducks

Nina Osborne
2 min readApr 15, 2022

Fu*k the Ducks because they will never be a row anyway

Row, Row, Row, your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily oh shit where are you going get your asses back in this line. LOL

Do you remember the last time you looked at your life and thought what a fucking mess and you think I need to work on getting my ducks in a row so life will come together and then all will be right with the world yeah me too and that is how I ended up here?

Well, news flash every aspect of our lives are those ducks and there is no getting those fuckers in line no matter what you do. I tried and failed many times over and finally looked up one day and realized for 22 years it was all wrong. Now at 39, I find myself standing at a crossroads wondering where and what I do from here.

I have always prided myself on being someone who followed those rules of trying to keep those ducks in a row home, career, family, friends, social life, and now that shit has gotten me nowhere.

Life is a mess it always has been, and it always will be but that is not necessarily a bad thing. I know life sucks from time to time mainly because there is always some stupid bullshit we must paddle through. Covid is a prime example of that and how it murdered our ducks and sent everything to hell in all directions and yet here we are.

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